Smack! Mexico President Felipe Calderón put one right on the cheek of U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.
“Thank you sir may I have another.”
Sitting before their relationship counselor and life coach, that was Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s response to Mexico President Felipe Calderón after it was noted that the Mexican drug wars are spilling over onto American soil.
The rest of the conversation follows:
Life coach: Hillary, what are your thoughts on the violent Mexican drug war threatening American borders?
Hillary: 8000 dead in two years. It’s pretty bad down there in Mexico.
Hillary: I’m sorry I meant to point out the murder rate in New Orleans is higher than in peaceful Mexico!
Life coach: Why are the Mexican drug lords fighting each other?
Hillary: Each drug lord wishes to monopolize the Mexican drug market.
Hillary: I’m sorry, I meant to say this is America’s fault for buying drugs. We smoke the pot Mexicans won’t smoke. Even if some of us don’t inhale.
Life coach: But Hillary why is there so much violence in Mexico against law enforcement?
Hillary: The drug lords are trying to control whole areas of Mexico to gain political power.
Hillary: I’m sorry, I meant to say this is America’s fault for having guns, particularly the ones we manufacture that only fire when pointed at a Mexican police chief.
I thought Hillary was supposed to be tough? The “blame America first” crowed is truly in power, and they are blaming America first. She needs Dr. Phil. Or Super Nanny.